Shawn Johnson

I’ll do it.
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Forward Thinking

Problem Solver

Client Oriented


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I’ll do it.

Shawn Of All Trades began as an act of sheer desperation, then turned into sort of a joke, then became a business.  My determination and ambition knows no bounds.  Ultimately the community and my clients who offered me work are who I owe the most gratitude.  The bottom line is, I’ll do it.  I firmly believe that anything is possible, and that everyone is capable of greatness.  Maybe one day I’ll get there.

  • Work Ethic 100%
  • Beer Drinking 100%
  • Dog Petting 100%
  • Followed through trips to the gym 27%

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2 Beers for Stephen Harrington!

2 Beers for Stephen Harrington!

What a beautiful day in the lovely Asheville of North Carolina. It was very hot, but you really can’t ask for better weather.  I have a lot going on right now, but mostly I’ve been drinking a ton of beer thanks to the fine folks over at West Asheville... read more
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